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Ievietots: Fri, 25/01/2013 - 21:52
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P.S. Varbūt Jurim vajadzētu ieviest foruma sadaļu - humors. Būtu jautrāk. Gan jau kāds šo to ierakstītu, kam nepatīk, var neskatīties.

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Ievietots: Fri, 25/01/2013 - 22:00
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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 03:59
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Šreku Jaunogrē un Fionu Pārogrē pie pilsētas robežas.

Estrādē gadskārtējo rokfestivālu OGRES.

Jaunais energy drink ...etc.

Ogres nākotne ir ogres šausmīgākajā murdziņā. Smile)

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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 20:44
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Jā, šis jau sens stāsts. Tieši pēc Padomju Savienības sabrukuma bija īpaši labs. Tajos laikos bija nevis Aizkraukles rajons, bet Stučkas rajons, nevis Ogres rajons, bet Ļeņina rajons. Un Ogre bija ar Ļeņinu kaut kādu iemeslu dēļ ļoti saistīta. Attiecīgi Ogrei bija nozīmītes - Ļeņina ģīmetne (kā uz krievu rubļiem) un apakšā uzraksts "Ogre". Kad pēc padomju laika beigām atvērās robežas un pirmie tūristi ieraudzīja šīs nozīmītes, tās tika momentā izpirktas visas, jo kur vēl tu vari dabūt nozīmīti ar Ļeņinu un apakšā uzrakstu "Cilvēkēdājs" Smile

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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 20:59
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Nez kapēc aizmirstam, ka Latvijā ir arī Ragana...

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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 21:29
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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 21:31
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Gauss rakstīja:

Jā, šis jau sens stāsts. Tieši pēc Padomju Savienības sabrukuma bija īpaši labs. Tajos laikos bija nevis Aizkraukles rajons, bet Stučkas rajons, nevis Ogres rajons, bet Ļeņina rajons. Un Ogre bija ar Ļeņinu kaut kādu iemeslu dēļ ļoti saistīta. Attiecīgi Ogrei bija nozīmītes - Ļeņina ģīmetne (kā uz krievu rubļiem) un apakšā uzraksts "Ogre". Kad pēc padomju laika beigām atvērās robežas un pirmie tūristi ieraudzīja šīs nozīmītes, tās tika momentā izpirktas visas, jo kur vēl tu vari dabūt nozīmīti ar Ļeņinu un apakšā uzrakstu "Cilvēkēdājs" Smile

Man šķiet, ka Tu mazliet putro, Ogres rajons vismaz manas dzīves laikā (jau tuvu pie 50) ir bijis vienmēr (tagad jau gan laikam vairs nav), Ļeņina rajons bija Rīgā tagadējā Zemgales priekšpilsēta. Nozīmītes gan bija: http://ab-cv.net/2011/01/16/lenin-ogre/

Pie tiem pašiem jokiem, lai nebūtu jārakstā jaunā tēmā - nemaz nezināju, ka Vācijā ir lidosta ar starptautisko abreviatūru SEX... http://www.flightstats.com/go/Airport/airportDetails.do;jsessionid=22DA9867BD046F370328F69A2A16F057.web1:8009?airportCode=SEX

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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 21:32
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Ar linku uz nozīmītēm nokavēju...

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Ievietots: Sat, 26/01/2013 - 21:47
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Šovasar Eurotripa ietvaros izbraucu caur šim miestiņam, apskatīties kā cilvēki tur dzīvo Smile)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

Ja kaut kur gar Salzburg apkārtni sanāk blandīties,  tad var nobraukt garām. Skaisti šauri ceļi un arī blakus GER robežpilsētai Burghausen ir vērts izbraukt cauri.

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 02:03
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orsons21 rakstīja:

Man šķiet, ka Tu mazliet putro, Ogres rajons vismaz manas dzīves laikā (jau tuvu pie 50) ir bijis vienmēr (tagad jau gan laikam vairs nav), Ļeņina rajons bija Rīgā tagadējā Zemgales priekšpilsēta. Nozīmītes gan bija: http://ab-cv.net/2011/01/16/lenin-ogre/

Pie tiem pašiem jokiem, lai nebūtu jārakstā jaunā tēmā - nemaz nezināju, ka Vācijā ir lidosta ar starptautisko abreviatūru SEX... http://www.flightstats.com/go/Airport/airportDetails.do;jsessionid=22DA9867BD046F370328F69A2A16F057.web1:8009?airportCode=SEX

Ghm, varbūt ar. Lai vai kā, kaut kāda loma Ļeņinam gan jau tur bija, ja jau tās nozīmītes ražoja Smile

Starp citu, ārzemniekos zināmu patiku izraisa arī Latvijas pilsēta Ape - angliski pērtiķis.

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 10:23
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Gauss rakstīja:

kaut kāda loma Ļeņinam gan jau tur bija, ja jau tās nozīmītes ražoja Smile

Pieļauju, ka toreiz Ļeņinam loma bija visur Smile

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 10:28
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Neliels melnais humors no Turcijas Smile

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 10:32
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brantine rakstīja:

Neliels melnais humors no Turcijas Smile

Ja jau tulkojam vietvārdus angliski - no tītara Smile!

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 11:42
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orsons21 rakstīja:

Ja jau tulkojam vietvārdus angliski - no tītara Smile!

Šim jau slavenais youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

I thought Europe was a country Smile

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Ievietots: Mon, 28/01/2013 - 13:05
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Šim jau slavenais youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

I thought Europe was a country Smile

Grin Tāpēc es vienmēr amīšiem atbildu, ka esmu no Eiropas. Tas viņiem visbiežāk pielec Smile

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Ievietots: Sun, 10/02/2013 - 00:32
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 Daudzi tur ir sūtīti, bet es esmu bijusi Grin Nav tik traki, tik nomale un grūta piekļūšana Grin

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Ievietots: Sun, 10/02/2013 - 10:17
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Francūži vispār ir samērā rupji, bet ir jau tur arī diezgan pieklājīgas vietas:

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Ievietots: Mon, 18/02/2013 - 16:55
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Jocīgo vārdu karte, bet mūsu cilvēkēdāja gan tur nav, vajadzēs sūdzēties Smile

Un lielajā krievijā tikai 1,  bet labs Smile . Hei vecais, no kurienes tu esi ? ...... !

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Ievietots: Mon, 18/02/2013 - 16:52
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torrr rakstīja:

Jocīgo vārdu karte, bet mūsu cilvēkēdāja gan tur nav, vajadzēs sūdzēties Smile

Un lielajā krievijā tikai 1, un Irānā 1 bet labs Smile

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Bet Rude gan mums ir Smile

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Ievietots: Tue, 19/02/2013 - 05:49
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Jā, nav ne Ogres, ne Apes, ne Rudes. Nez kāpēc viņiem nepieklājīga liekas tikai tā Bresta, kas Francijā, bet tā kas Baltkrievijā - nemaz.

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Ievietots: Tue, 19/02/2013 - 09:59
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Nezinu kā jūs, bet mani vienmēr braucot uz Ventspili uzjautrina Pope. Tanī brīdī labi atbildēt krieviski uz jautājumu "Ty gde?"

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Ievietots: Tue, 26/02/2013 - 15:28
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Vai Juris būs kļuvis par Swedbank reklāmas seju? Grin

 

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Ievietots: Tue, 26/02/2013 - 15:38
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Tiek izmantota iespēja, ka Juris (Juris ceļotājs, Juris no Ceļakājas) nav reģistrēts brrends!Smile Bet, ja Juris  uz to piepelnās - cepuri nost! Celakaja.lv darbs ieguldīts liels!!

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Ievietots: Tue, 02/04/2013 - 23:05
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Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland" "That is remarkable value" Michael comments "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 euro please. O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro." "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please" Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame". "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir" O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro." O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager". "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?" "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary," "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!" "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second" "I will never use this bar again "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro"

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be on...e Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland"
"That is remarkable value" Michael comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours.
That will be 3 euro please.
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro."
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please"
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir"
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro."
O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".
"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"
"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second"
"I will never use this bar again
"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro"

 

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Ievietots: Thu, 29/03/2018 - 12:26
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Ir pieejami lidojumi uz Kandavu. Smile

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Ievietots: Thu, 29/03/2018 - 13:18
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Kad tēma aktualizēta, varu padalīties arī ar dažiem latviešu vārdiem, kas pamatīti kaut kur ārpus Latvijas.

Veikala nosaukums Stambulā, kur desas noteikti netirgo.

Aptieka Ungārijā.

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Ievietots: Thu, 29/03/2018 - 13:40
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Rakstīts turciski:

Ko ungāriski nozīmē "kakas", nav ne māzākās jausmas, taču Budapeštā garāmbraucot reiz pamanīju šo vārdu/nosaukumu uz kādas ēkas:

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Ievietots: Thu, 29/03/2018 - 14:55
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Izrunā kakaš, nozīmē - gailis.

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Ievietots: Sun, 15/07/2018 - 13:53
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Viesnīcas klienti varēs lietot nemazgātus iepriekšējo viesu dvieļus, lai saudzētu dabu:

https://www.theonion.com/eco-conscious-hotel-lets-guests-decide-whether-...

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Ievietots: Sun, 15/07/2018 - 14:49
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Šodien tak nav 1. aprīlis!?

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Ievietots: Sun, 15/07/2018 - 15:11
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Drīkst smieties arī citos datumos! Smile

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